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    November 10

    做一个光棍,却执着地风骚着

    光棍节的最重要意义其实在于:它表明光棍也是一种生活方式,而不仅仅是一种人生状态。
     
    选择光棍的生活方式,便是对“死了都要爱”这种爱情至上理念的拨乱反正。莫文蔚的《阴天》里唱道:爱情不过是精神鸦片,还是世纪末的无聊消遣?没错,在光棍一族的概念里,爱情不过只是一个华丽丽的点缀罢了。
     
    我并不是个单身主义者。在深圳炎热而漫长的夏夜,我通常选择躺在我那间单人房的双人床上,在自己的辗转反侧中想入非非。人说心里的深处,住着老情人,穿着绣花鞋。那些过去的人,我还是会想起,但不管你爱与不爱,那都是历史的尘埃。于是我又会畅想未来,甚至打算到屋顶看看,有没有人在那里把天线排成爱我的形状。
     
    我这么说其实是为了表明自己仍然拥有正确的性取向和正常的男人特征。我觉得让所有人达成这样的共识,对我这种完全可以cosplay16岁美少女的23岁男人来说,非常重要。
     
    但我同时也要说,我并不打算很主动地去改变自己的光棍生活,怕累,怕麻烦,怕背叛,怕牵肠挂肚,怕小心翼翼,怕分身乏术怕……,但同时,又渴望女人,呵呵。我知道这样的想法很贱,但谁也不能否认,贱想法也是一种想法,就像主持的时候用“健翔”法主持也是一种风格。
    所以,就像在大学里熄灯后我们时常躺在床上发出的狼嚎一样,在光棍节来临之际,我要一面瘫软在电脑前的靠椅上,一面却风骚地喊出一句:我要女人!
     
    光棍男人的几大标签:
    1、下班以后可以忙到连赶几个酒场,也可以闲到买3块钱票来来回回坐地铁玩。
    2、饿了才吃,困了才睡。
    3、房间比较杂乱,椅子上通常有臭袜子、脏衣服。
    4、周末会打游戏到天亮,然后一觉睡到天黑。
    5、短信不多,基本只依靠网络与外界保持联络。
    6、有时不修边幅,有时又极为风骚。
    7、比已婚或已恋爱的男人更渴望女人。
    8、经常抱怨自己没有女人,却很少主动出击,相信机缘巧合。
    9、不怎么买衣服,在吃喝玩乐上花钱较多。
     
     

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    诺 侯wrote:
    我我 我也是光棍
    Nov. 17
    wrote:
    哈哈~但是更怀念在宿舍的单身生活啊~
    Nov. 10
    工体 李wrote:
    还得加一条:充分享受着自己的单身生活,从不受女人制约!
    Nov. 10

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